Shat Shorts five friends making weird music together. we're from dc. we'll play whatever basement if you email us at shatshorts@gmail.com members of Monument ex members of Dawntreader, The Summer We Went West, French Stewart, Mop Attack, Hobis Shat Shorts, released 03 September 2013 1. When I Die 2. Liveblogging The Loss Of My Virginity 3. Another Wasted Day 4. Traffic 5. Neo-Tokyo Is About To E·X·P·L·O·D·E 6. He's So Modern 7. Show On Haunted Hill 8. So I Hear The Faint Are Having A Reunion 9. Space Jam 10. Existential Crisis first full length from shat shorts. recorded at HQ. Streaming and downloadable albums for DC-based Shat Shorts, including their self-titled full length album (2013).